Hey, let's play tag!

Tag! You're it!

Oooh! You got me! Oooooooooooh - Got ya! Tag! You're it!

Oh ho! You got me! I'll get you..... Tag! You're it!

What the hell am I doing?!?!

Increasing your post count.

Ohhhh you sly dog! At this rate, we'll be the user with the highest post count...! On... on a forum where I'm the only one here... Yeah... Oh well! It'll still be pretty cool, right?! Yeah!!

Ehhh. Maybe not. Tag sure is boring.

I know what you mean. I mean, tag is usually pretty boring, but forum tag? That's even worse.

Yeah. This was a pretty dumb idea, huh?

I guess so.

Wow, we're so agreeable! It's like we were made for each other, you know?

Uh...

What? Is something wrong?

Uh, no, it's nothing. I was just thinking, uh, I gotta go. You know. Before this gets weird. It was nice talking to you...!

Oh, come now darling. This has already gotten weird. It was weird from the beginning.

There's no need to go anywhere, sweetheart... Come on... let me get a little closer...

Stop it! Don't get any closer! I'm serious! I - I have a gun! I have it right here in my pocket! I'll shoot! I'm warning you!

Ahahahahah! That's a good one, sweetie. Are you sure that bulge in your pocket isn't --

BANG!

BANG!

I told him... I told him not to get any closer...

Oh my God... what have I done? What was I supposed to do? He had me cornered, he --

Ack.. hah! You'll - *cough* - You'll have to do... better than that... d-darling... Ahaahck... hah...

Get away from me! I'll shoot you again, I swear. I'll do it! Just like I did last time, except now you won't be so lucky! So - so quit while you're ahead!

You FOOL! Haven't you realised yet?

You and I... are the same person!

*Dramatic noise cue*

That's right... You shoot me, you're actually shooting yourself... Look at where I'm bleeding... there's blood on you on the exact same spot!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~

Ugh! Oh... I'm in my bedroom. It was all a dream...

... And I'm in bed right next to you, sweetie!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

No, quiet you. This has been far too disturbing. Just quit it.

Yeah, okay. You're right. Sorry.